Qualcuno ha idea di come funzioni avere rapporti sessuali con una bicicletta ?
“Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.
Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.
The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.
Seconda cosa: in Scozia, nella propria stanza d’albergo, bisogna mettere fuori i cartelli con su scritto “Do not disturb, you could be shocked by sex acts privately perfomed by the room occupant” ?
Terzo fatto: Se uno, in privacy, decidesse anche di simulare un rapporto sessuale col lavandino, saranno ben affari suoi o no ?